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Back when I was 16 I used to play Broken Hearts are for Assholes every time me and my girl friend parked! Damn, brings back some good memories!!! I used to have to bite my lip to keep from laughing. Pounding thighs listening to that shit....LOL!!! :thumbsup:
"Watch out where the Huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow."
True words of wisdom
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DUDE!!! That was GREAT!! Thanks for the post! :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fengzi
That was cool Fengi
Do a click on "back"....they got G.W. singing Good Ship Lollypop! :thumbsup:
shirley Dubya lol and anagram for micheal jackson ---clam nose hijack
Found a list of Zappa quotes.....enjoy!!! :thumbsup:
Jazz is not dead...it just smells funny.
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.
There is no hell. There is only France.
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if it's not open.
If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.
There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.
Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport
You drank beer, you played golf, you watched football - WE EVOLVED!
You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual roto-plooker....and you're gonna have to pay for it.
Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
Without deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible.
It's better to have something to remember than nothing to reget...
Who are the brain police?
The people of your century no longer require the service of composers.
A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.
There are more love songs than anything else.
If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.
Most people wouldn't know good music if it came up and bit them in the ass.
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
And a few more for good measure. :thumbsup:
The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to drink, somebody picking up the garbage, good roads to drive on, enough electricity to turn your light bulbs and your record player on, and whatever smaller amounts of regulatory assistance is necessary to make this society work.
Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993), Interview with this submitter, New York City, 5/08/1980
I'm interested in the capitalistic way of life, and the reason I like it better than anything else I've seen so far is because competition produces results. Every socialistic type of government where the State theoretically owns everything, and everybody does their little part to help the State, inevitably produces bad art, it produces social inertia, it produces really unhappy people, and it is more repressive than any other kind of government.
Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993), Interview with this submitter, New York City, 5/08/1980
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)
I'll give you a simple formula for straightening out the problems of the United States. First, you tax the churches. You take the tax off of capital gains and the tax off of savings. You decriminalize all drugs and tax them same way as you do alcohol. You decriminalize prostitution. You make gambling legal. That will put the budget back on the road to recovery, and you'll have plenty of tax revenue coming in for all of your social programs, and to run the army.
Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993), Interview with this submitter, New York City, 5/08/1980
shhh! im going to steal my brothers zappa vinyls 2marrow, when i go visit 4 thanksgiving.lol
If he's got Cruising With Ruben and the Jets on vinyl, grab it - the remix done in 1984, which is what the CD consists of, is not considered as good as the original recording.Quote:
Originally Posted by eg420ne
I've still got my original vinyl copy, from 1968. It's mostly Zappa's take on 50's R&R, with some very strange timings and musical references that are way beyond anything done before, or since, in that genre. Theres a Zappa wah-wah guitar solo on one of this album's songs that's jaw dropping, to say the least.