THE BIGGEST THREAD WITH ALL THE STUPIDIEST QUOTES POSSIBLE FROM CANNABIS.COM

more :D (and if u have funyn quotes that are stupid than go ahead, in fact any funny/stupid quotes are ok lol)

just want a good laugh cmon guy search a bit... im doing all the job!

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Originally Posted by endo..jay

i like candy blunts but its hard to find the cough syrup with codine in it...anyone experiment with household items...i have heard windex and raid on ur shit...but i really dont know if i wana try that...ill trip and roll any night but i have my reservations about fuckin raid

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Originally Posted by Smokey McPot

Can anal sex get you pregnent?

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Originally Posted by dooman

lately ive been watching piss porn...like 3 lesbians piss in each others mouths or into a cup and drink it....i dunno man its gross but it works it makes me cum even faster than anal...what u all think about golden showers?? lol ...id love to pis on my gf one day i always bug her about it but i dont think shes gonan let me.....what do u all think about piss

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Originally Posted by rastabill89

i wonder if i get like 10 bags of cow shit and poor it in the woods and like water the pile of shit every day if they will grow shrooms?

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Originally Posted by nakedgunner

ebay is just there ppl use it to sell things ebay doesnt sells things how does it make money

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

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Hey, i didn't know either!! lol

I'm off to bed.. i want to see some evidence that you did more work when i get back on here tomorrow.
Night xXx

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Originally Posted by me

... spell "psycho"

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Originally Posted by My Sister

p-h-y-s-c-o

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and for the stupidest quote:

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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf

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Originally Posted by me

... spell "psycho"

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Originally Posted by My Sister

p-h-y-s-c-o

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:S it says my message is too short, and i need to lengthen it to 3 characters now THAT'S stupid! :D

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Originally Posted by jahjahjahjah

str8 outta warren bitch u a joke suckin so much dick ya fuckin lips smoke, with ya silly ass preety boy raps mean muggin, u think ya thuggin sitten on Dres lap. pull a gat on my dogs no bullets at all you shakin stumblin cussin and fumblin scared to death screamin for help so damn sick ya almost shot ya self, ya lil radio thug with a preppy smile got every body hoppin down on 35 mile tellin us we fake lil faggot back ima knock the teeth down the back of ya neck.-ICP nuttin but a bitch thang.

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what?

ok last one for today, i shall post more soon

go ahead guys post what you can find

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Originally Posted by STDzRus

GRR I'M A CHICKEN!

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dumbest, quote, ever.

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

ok last one for today, i shall post more soon

go ahead guys post what you can find

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Originally Posted by CannabisGeorge

Ok, some people are gonna call me a douche bag for posting this. But it's quite real, and if you dont believe me try it yourself.

This is a way to create a shroom trip using orange peels and toothpaste! It's totaly legit and will get you the same trip as a powerful shroom. What you do is after you peel an orange, take some toothpaste (preferebly colgate) and smear it on all the peels on one side. You can scrunch it, or roll it up, anything. Then leave it in the open somewhere for 7-10 days, long enough for mold to grow on it. When you see blueish to greenish mold on the peels, its time to eat them. It takes about 30 mins for the trip to kick in, and depending on how much you ate it couuld last anywhere from 4-12 hours. Try it! (ps if it doesnt work, its either the wrong toothpaste, or you didnt do it right)

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I dunnow, maby this counts

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Originally Posted by Randycigar

also hey do you think that a funeral home would have embulming fluid.. I want to lace some weed with it.. so i jsut want to know if I should brake into it or not?

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