mall

i love walkin thru malls when im baked. i get really confident when im stoned and in a highly social atmosphere, so i just walk around and ask all the hot chics that i see if they go out with me.

by the end of the night i usually have 10 "girlfriends" who i never even see again

this one time me and my bro from butte Tony Ma****a were in the mall and they had this furiture display and we just came in and saw the lazy boys and sat down for like 2 hours and at the end i pulled out my pipe and dared tony to pretend to take a fat ripp with the lighter to the bowl but i forgot i had put about a bowl worth in the elbow of it under the screen and he just ripps it and then blows out a cloud and all starts trying to fan it away and im just like wiggin out(were both roasted) and i say amscray! we ran out the mall the funny thing was it was like 11 30 and the only thing in the mall thats open is the movie theater that late so no one was even there but we freaked anyway

i go to walmart supercenter...
hey grasshopper can i be on ur listof awesome ppl