best way to get CLEAN

My good friend has done this several times. You can buy these over the counter they are Called AZO, they are for urinary tract infections. Take them about two days before the piss test..they clean you out completley..you will piss metallic orange. just make sure you drink lots of water. The reason you take it a few days before is because if you walk in there completley clean of everything...the drug testing facility will know something is up.

Also, 1tbl spoon of vinegar (white) mix with 1 8 oz glass of water. drink..drink water..lots of it...repeat the water and vinegar a couple of times. Take some niacin, drink more water..take you piss test. My friend got a call from an employer for a job. She had just smoked that day. she delayed the urine test until the next day. she did it and passed her test. other people i know have done the same thing.

The only thing that the Federal government has not taxed yet is your
penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging
around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time
it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that
it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts. Effective April 1, 2005
your penis will be taxed according to size.

The categories are as follows:

10 - 12 inches Luxury Tax $45.00

8 - 10 Pole Tax $25.00

5 - 8 Priviledge Tax $15.00

3 - 5 Nuisance Tax $ 3.00

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.

NOTE: Anyone under 3" is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!


Sincerely,


Pecker Checker

Just stop smoking pot and be normal.

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Originally Posted by JK1

Just stop smoking pot and be normal.

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not everyone has the luxury of waiting for their body to clear naturally. ive got a few days. i also have takin the AZO and surely it does something if it makes your piss have a very non-natural reddish color and makes your eyes red too!