haha no im not married,
think i lasted a good 3 minutes tops..
i dont really care tho. she told me i went longer than the other guy shes fucked... but i cant tell if shes lying.. if she aint then wohoo coz hes done it loads lolol
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haha no im not married,
think i lasted a good 3 minutes tops..
i dont really care tho. she told me i went longer than the other guy shes fucked... but i cant tell if shes lying.. if she aint then wohoo coz hes done it loads lolol
You're right. LOL. That's not marriage material. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by somebody someone
dude im 16...9 stone and id drunk 6 cans of lager...
i think i was good enough!
ive havent lost my virginity yet... almost... i was eatin her out and she was moaning and screaming, and then she stopped climaxing and i got back on her and popped it in as her dad's head popped through the door...
that can make you go flacid quicker than you can pop a balloon with a red hot needle...
he was like "youve got ten seconds to pull out, put your pants on and get the hell out of my house before i beat the shit out you"...
long story short, i ended up running two blocks with my boxers on my ankles
The same as it felt before i did it for the first time...Quote:
Originally Posted by somebody someone
shit dude!!Quote:
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i hate tha dads..
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Originally Posted by ADaisyChain
way to go man.
ive never had sex
why would you fuck your girl in her house with her parents home...and not lock the door?
some people do that ^^^ for the thrill, i fucked my wife on my best friends couch in the living room once...i don't think they were sleeping either....even if they had walked in tho they woulda laughed and walked back out, we're a very "open" people for lack of a better word.
as for the original question...i kept wondering how the bitch managed to break my dick when it doesn't h ave a bone in it....i felt it "snap" and great pain...she was trying to ride me and didnt know what the fuck she was doing (obviously).....to this day i can still bend it in half (while hard) and i can pop it, like you would crack your knuckles....