The human bong...

lol god i hated myself when i was a newbie stoner i had coughed into the bong... :( im never gonna forgive myself for that lol

it's one thing to blow the bowl out, but to get it wet!!! god i sucked! :( lol

Yeah, my virgin smoker friend laughed on his first hit ever, and blew almost all the bongwater through, soaking the weed in the middle of a huge puddle on my floor.

It's okay though, I raped him afterwards.

ill try it the next time i dont have a bong but i just bought a 2 footer so no need.

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Originally Posted by opiuser

your without a bong you say, and gettin tired of your pipe's harsh, tiny hits?

Try this, take a small drink of water and hold it in your mouth, tilt your head a little forward put the pipe to your lips and draw the smoke thru it... this creates the bubbling action of a bong inside your mouth, yeilding massive hits that arent too harsh... and you get a little drink to ease your throat after the hit.

dont use too much water, or inhale too hard, otherwise youll suck down the water... inhale too soft and you get water in your pipe. try it a few times to get it down and youll love it.

this can also be done while hitting a bong to create a second chamber

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Or go to www.beaverbong.com (porn) and watch them smoke out of bong dildos, while inserted in women.

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Originally Posted by NMTBxxHTSP

You forgot the part about spitting out the water. this works, ive tryed it.

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i dont spit the water out, i swallow it...

and my friends all blew it off too, except amanda (the coolest stoner i know, the only one who appreciates weed as much as my bro and i do)

i use the technique all the time, bong or not

ok a few things. hwo teh fuck do u tilt a bong, so that u can take teh hit at an angle into ur mouth...and second, how the hell do u open ur throat so u can inhale witout water going down it, and hwo teh hell do u keep the weed in teh bowl when ur tilting ur pipe at a 90deg angle to hit it. i think this is just a brilliant idea to laugh at someone choke and ruin their weed lol.

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Originally Posted by t3h stonerer

lol. i hate it when people laugh and pull shit like that. one time my friend was laughing so hard that he blew the whole bowl out.

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That made me laugh pretty hard :thumbsup: Nice one!

I had a buddy who always try to be the "tough guy" stoner. That means the biggest pulls he can possibly fit in his lungs at once. This usually results in him being paralyzed to the couch drooling.

One time I had some really nice weed that kind of stuck to your lungs(made ya cough). I told him it would make him cough, he didn't believe me and he starting puffing...puffing...puff...hold...one more puff and BLAM! He sent himself into a huge coughing fit. He coughed so hard he blew the cherry off the end of the joint. Ahh, good times.

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Originally Posted by Fan o KmK

ok a few things. hwo teh fuck do u tilt a bong, so that u can take teh hit at an angle into ur mouth...and second, how the hell do u open ur throat so u can inhale witout water going down it, and hwo teh hell do u keep the weed in teh bowl when ur tilting ur pipe at a 90deg angle to hit it. i think this is just a brilliant idea to laugh at someone choke and ruin their weed lol.

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you dont tilt the bong, you tilt your head slightly forward... and when you get the technique down you dont even have to tilt your head, you can position the water correctly in your mouth and use your tongue to keep the water from being inhaled