close encounters of the FUZZY kind

i was jus think bout how stupid i was before probation. i was a smart ass an an asshole to the pigs which made them happy to finally arrest me. i would get posession of tobacco when i was smokin. my friends put theirs out almost at the sight of a cop car. i figuared i was already busted so i would keep smokin when they would write up the ticket. they alwayse seemed to tell me that they would tear up the ticket if i promised to quit. this happened like 7 times. i would get drunk an throw beer bottles at cop cars an people. if they asked me a question id flip on em an tell them to shut the fuck up. this all lead to my ass beating when i was arrested. now after quittin weed fer so long im even worried bout tokin in my back yard cause my neighbor is a bitch an seems to complain to management a lot an i don wanna get evicted. fuck, i changed an it sux.

Haha, that's funny tokinsmoke...the story would've been a classic had it ended with toker handing the cop the bag of weed and asking him "want a bite out of my pepperoni roll, Officer?" lol

Damn right you didn't think of that...it's hard to tell just how awesome I am by reading me on the net :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by tokinsmoke

omfg...

one night me, z, and my boyfriend (tokerdenmoker)
went to get a sac

well we were on our way home...
stoned outta our minds when we see blue
lights... :eek:

well they pulled us over for the
muffler hangin down...

z was tryin to tell toker that the bag was under his
ass... so incase the cops wouldn't see it if they
made him get outta the car

he was so nervous he wasn't even thinkin...

he threw z a pepporoni roll wrap and thought it
was the bag of weed... :p z kept tellin
him wrong thing,,,,,,wrong thing...he wasnt even payin
attention to him...
then he threw a cig right at the cops feet...

it was so funny,,,,i was tryin not to laugh
but it was so hard not to..


peace :cool:

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ahhahahahahah brandi i love hearing that story;) that is classic shit!

Had to go into a federal bldg,after 9-11 and wasn't thinking bout the security thing,and had to put my purse on the scanner,and had my trusty pipe and stash,I go no where without it,and sweated it,cuz I knew the xray was going to pick right up on it,but at the same instance, I was going thru the walk thru and the alarm went off,but I knew I was clean,probably just the metal zippers in my boots,but I think it took the attention of the guy who was watching my purse go thru,cuz he was paying more attention to the guy waving his wand up me to see what contraband I was concealing,when I cleared I jst grabbed my purse and never made that mistake again,thank you very much