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I wazzz just doing a little seinfeld on you rememebr Elaine faked it with Jerry.... And I read that post about your magnificent dildo...lol...Was think your poor husband is getting faked out... No worries though,.... When you start faking it with your dildo so it doesn't get mad then maybe it's time to seek help for this issue...lol
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Originally Posted by IrieAllie
I gotcha Hannabis....hence the "Fake, fake, fake, fake" LOL My latex marvel of modern science is MAGNIFICENT, thankyouverymuch! LMAO That's why I bought a back up! When my girls and I went to AC in September, I took one for each of them as a gift....what I can I say??? I'm a giver ;) Well, the e-mails I got a few days after our return home????? "A+++++++" "WOW"....oh yeah...it's the gift that keeps on giving. Mr. Irie appreiciates the amazing abilities of this thing, and try as he might, he has come to realize that, well, it is a very special contraption. LMAO Now everyone, back away from my vibrator...you can't have him. he's ALL mine! :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by HannabisTheCannabis
2 questions.... Did you demonstrate for your girlfriends???? Now that would give me something to think about.... Question 2 Mr. Irie appriciates it.....lol I hope not as much as you do,,.......If you know what I mean....Quote:
Originally Posted by IrieAllie
Does it give you the Jimmy Leg????
Well, I suppose you'd have to elablorate on "demonstrate". LOL No, believe it or not, vibrators are FAIRLY self explanatory. LOL Forked over some "tips" though...and they worked well, apparently! No, Mr. Irie cannot possibly appreciate the power of my latex lover....something to be said about the "real" thing, though....makes for a LOVELY combo ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by HannabisTheCannabis
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Originally Posted by IrieAllie
OK I have to address 2 things in your comment.....
First off elaborate on demonstrate..... What I was thinking was you and a couple of your friends drinking some wine opening the presents..and say wow what do I do with this ... and allie say's well it a device used to make you happy...lol...then....what do you mean happy allie??? well let me show you, now lay back and close your eyes.. ok allie anything for you... then you grab her knees and spread her legs apart... oh allie she says.... then you reach under her skirt and touch her sensitive parts first with your fingers then with the love toy......oh allie....oh...yes... then her panties get pulled aside and you start to work it around the outside of her love fur....oh yes allie oh my god... then you penatrate her deep..and it presses against her clit......oh allie...oh..oh...oh..oh.....
That's pretty much what I was think about demonstrate... and it can go back and forth....others are allowed to join in ..whatever you like...
Ok the second thing... Real thing....latex combo...lol
I'm picturing two holes plug at the sametime......ouch...lol
First off...no two holes plugged at the same time...the rabbit has "ears" that do wonderful things...among them, hole plugging doesn't exist. Now the MAIN part of the wonderful rabbit, absolutely. But if Mr. Irie is involved, one plugged, one marked "exit only", and mr. rabbit ears doing his thing.
Secondly, no demonstrations involved--these girls are, well, MY girls. And I just can't get it on with MY girls....now, if you are talking about girls I don't know all that well???? Well....anyhow....hope we've got the sex toy placement and demonstration limitations straightened out. Now e-mail me again...my spam software whisked you off to neverland.
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