The funniest thing ever...

This Friday wuz nuthin but fuckin drama. I was at my girlfriends kickback drinkin with friends and my bro. First, my older brother (30),who'z been smokin since he was 16/17, found out I've been smokin these past couple years...but instead of him gettin fuckin pissed at me, he told me to pass that shit to him. Surprised as fuck, I blazed it with him for 1/2 hour, then went back inside, only to find trouble.

Having fun and shit, this female came up to me, grabbed my hand and took me outside. She told me we were going for a walk...to talk. Being 25, I knew her man was goin to trip on us once she found out she was along outside talkin to me. So hugging, kissin and all that shit, I look up and there comes her man. I try and get her outta way when I see him throwin a punch at me. I ended up knockin him out and runnin home cuz I knew the cops were on the way. Little did I know I was about to go through a fuckin mission juz to get home. I had to jump big ass fuckin walls and fences, and only made it a couple blocks far till I decided it' be best to call one of my homeboyz up. I was picked up at 5 a.m, 30 minz after the fuckin incident.

Alcohol poisoning isn't funny. Thousands of people die every year from it, and beating up someone that intoxicated is hardly a laughable thing. Jerk.

^^^^chilllllll ouuuuuttttt

anywhoo, i got home from school, got high with my best friend, and walked to another kids house.

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Originally Posted by MRP

last night at a party this black dude drunk a half gallon of whisky and was so wasted. then this big white gangster lookin dude came in and punched him in the face like 6 times the dude was knocked out his eyes where rollin in the back of his head and his lip was split. the funny part was he couldnt sit up in his chair and we had to prop him up he eventually passed out in the midlle of the floor. i guess the fight was over a 600.00 dollar camera. i had to step out of the room cause i was high and couldnt stop laughing every time i looked at him. Did anyone else have a krazy friday night? if so tell me about it.

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that story sounds funny as hell. but i wouldve stayed to keep laughin if it was that funny, holy shit sounds cool

me and my homies got really stoned one night and decided to jump off of a roof, it was fun as hell :D

ok, so friday i had a hockey game and we beat like the best team in the league, so we decided to celebrate. My friend who lives about 40 minutes away's dad wasnt home so me and a kid on my team drove out there and waited for him till he finished his hockey game. So me and my buddy smoke a bowl or two of white rhino while we wait. THen, we get a call saying the kid whose house we r at got hurt and is at the hospital. SO we drive all the way back and get a call saying he is fine and to come back out. So we do and smoke a blunt of some fire as soon as we get there. THen we did two more bong packs of this really good mids. We capped the night off by smoking a blunt of this g13/fruity pebbles shit. It was so sticky we had to break it up with scissors. I was like passing out between hits (drinking absolut as well). I would fall asleep for like 15 seconds, wake up, hit the blunt, and so it all over agian. It was a crazy night.