my favourite position is sitting up with my doodah in my hand looking at porn on the web lol no seriously
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my favourite position is sitting up with my doodah in my hand looking at porn on the web lol no seriously
:mad: :confused: Its ssssooooooooooo Fekin LAme im still a virgin i dont understand im nice im not that bad looking i do everthing rite i no i do, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I waNna Get LAid. I go to all parties and im nice i talk fine im perfectly normal im not fat or ugly i dunno maybe its the girls
Just sweet talk them.
just as long as im getting a peace of ass i really dont give a shit up down all around it all feels good
most girls love a bastard, they think its a challenge to tame ya. so the nice approach may not work. be a fucker and see how you get on.Quote:
Originally Posted by N30SS
Also some girls are like us guys, they love to break in virgins. So try telling them that you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by N30SS
Hopefully I'll have an answer soon ;)
you bunch of bastards funny though :D
I can't tell you how you can get laid. Being a girl I have never had a problem with that. But I can tell you that the only girls you are going to get by being an asshole are girls that are obviously pushovers. And you don't want that. You want an independant girl. Someone that knows what they want. And the way to appeal to those is to be honest and up front. If you see a girl you want to hook up with. Just be her friend. Chat with her every now and then. Tell her that you like her outfit it makes her eyes look pretty. Finally after a while if she doesn't ask you for your number you ask her for hers. But don't call her for about a week. Finally do call her and tell her the reason it took you so long is because you have been busy. Let her think you are interested and then kinda play it off a little while until she starts to think you forgot about her. Then give her more attention. She will be eating out of your hand. Play it like that and you can get whatever you want. Girls LOVE attention. And not the type that's like "yo waddup yo ass is fiiiiine" we like to hear stuff like "you have really pretty eyes." or "your hair looks nice today." But guys usually say what they think and what they are thinking is about the TnA. Oh and don't be too eager to tell them you are a virgin. girls think of virgins as like awwwwww he's a virgin. We never take virgins seriously. So do not let her know you are a virgin. I would never hook up with a virgin.
There needs to be an ROFL smiley for that one.Quote:
my favourite position is sitting up with my doodah in my hand looking at porn on the web lol no seriously