i like to umm,,, do things

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lol

liar

I find it hard to see how a cushion could be used as a mock vagina......but whatever floats ya boat :-)

penis

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Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.

FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!

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LMAO!

i go around the house and put my wanger in empty light sockets, sometimes the power is on,sometimes it isnt, if am extra horny ill try the 3way switch in the livingroom.....

sombody get him a cactus

ok...

i was screewing around on my sisters cmp and found a movie of a guy fucking a bed,k he had his dick in between the matres and the box spring, weird shit i tell u.

i once did my... wait, is this inanimate objects? never mind....


try a tampon. hahaha

i fucked the whole in my boxers one time