Point out your flaws, then give shitty excuses!

there is no excuses for me...

#1 I'm clumsy.
I'm smart as fuck

#2 I act dumb sometimes
What the fuck is wrong with that once in awhile?

#3 I'm psychologically addicted to weed
Oh well. At least I don't cheat or steal for it.

#4 I'm one lazy motherfucker.
I can spend time doing nothing now, or spend time working so I can do nothing later. I think I'll take now...

#5 I haven't much of a social life except with a few friends.
Those friends are the best I've ever had.

Flaw #1:1 i cant spell :smokin: Excuse: kboard broke :D

1. I'm pretty lazy despite my uncontrollable coffee habit.
But I've never felt more confident or happy before this time in my life (not an excuse).

2. I fall for women too easily.
But who can resist?

3. Most of my interests can be and are construed as geeky, including computer programming, social engineering, TCP/IP, D&D, conspiracy theories, video games, and I used to be into phreaking (mostly beigebox).
People see me as actually having something to say, and saying it intelligently, rather than be your average, mindless American stereotype.

4. I'm the epitomy of Gemini since I have limitless projects or hobbies, and I never really see them finished.
At least I start 'em. :D Jack of all trades, the Gemini. :p

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

#1. I don't have any friends either. And I've never had a girlfriend. Oh well, I'm graduating in less than two years anyways and moving out of the country. That's just fewer emotional attachments to this shitty place.

#2. I procrastinate on everything. But hey, I could die tomorrow. I want to have fun now, rather than risk spending my last few hours on earth doing work I could have avoided.

#3. I'm fuckin broke, and I blame the economy.

#4. I sit on my ass all the time, but there's hardly anything else to do around here.

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where you going? i dont blame you for not wanting to live in the US we all have are reasons

1) I'm also psychologically addicted to weed.
Yeah, being sober is boring. Everyone knows THAT!

2) I'm an 18 year old virgin (is that pathetic yet? I don't know)
All the women here are butt-ass ugly

3) I'm smart as a motherfucker but I dropped out of high school.
Fuck those fuckers, I wanna be a pilot!

4) My clothes are usually dirty.
Why the hell should I change if I'm not leaving the house?

5) I have the oh-so-convenient phobia of standing in line.
Uh, er, lines are for fags anyway.

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Originally Posted by 420purplehaze420

where you going? i dont blame you for not wanting to live in the US we all have are reasons

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I'm going to Europe somewhere. I'm not sure exactly where yet, but at the moment I'm considering Spain, France, Belgium, Holland and Germany.

i have no self esteem. :(

1. I can't go without weed for longer then a week without getting depressed.
At least I'm not slitting my wrist.

2. I procrastinate until the very very last minute.
More time to do 3.

3. I spend at least 3-4 hours a day on the computer.
There is literaly nothing better to do.

4. I hate having to commit to anything.
At least I don't have to always worry.

yes, very creative thread:-)

1. I make really blonde comments, say really random things, and you don't always understand what I'm saying- and I also laugh a hell of a lot.
-I'm a girl so its okay.lol.

2. I've smoked a lot of weed this past year- like chain smoking joints....
-At least I don't smoke cigarettes and its better than getting piss ass drunk everynight! (me and alcohol shouldn't have ever mixed...but hey) and i don't buy!

3. I get jealous/insecure at times, and can take offense easily.
-Its okay cuz im a girl. (again:-D)

4. I procrastinate and skip a lot of class.
-I get all my work done and do better! :-P

5. I can become disassociative at times.
- Dude, those are just out of body experiences man! ;-)

.....and this is how the story goes....it goes on and on and on.....