Porn and stash

[COLOR=Magenta]i was in my room fidling around with this new bong and i was dancing, so my mum heard the loud and rude music as she says to all her old friends she came in without knocking because she thought i couldn't hear so she wasnt going to bother.Me not even thinking about the bong in my hand which i had just finshed putting together i say what if i was naked.Mum says i've seen it all before and give me thet bong and she starts pulling a cone!!!!I was like what how come you knew i smoked and why do you.She said that she did when she was a kid and then dad comes in smashes the bong and gets a divorce papers but all in good time.He made mum promise him she would quit ages ago he knew about me smoking to.The 2 months later we go to my dads appartment and he is pulling cones with his mates and my mum gets back with my dad because it was all a set up for me to stop smoking because they knew where my stash was all along and they use to steal buds from me and they didn't want me to turn out like them. ahhhhhhhhhhh hahahaha. :rasta: family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=2][B]

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Originally Posted by king kong bong

aye bloke when smokin the bob hope,the ol' hampton has a mind of its own.'avin a mean standin election in your alans with a daffy grin slapped all over your chevy.

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smoke a smoke not a but and u sound like a dirty slut.

i need a fuck

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Originally Posted by tylerkane

who has a porn stash now a days?
You already have what you need, a computer and the internet

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I agree.

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Originally Posted by king kong bong

aye bloke when smokin the bob hope,the ol' hampton has a mind of its own.'avin a mean standin election in your alans with a daffy grin slapped all over your chevy.

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You know da' lingo! lol sweeet!

And yeah, it really can't be beat!:D

Damn Whos Carl, atleast she didn't catch you in the act! You've got that to be thankful for! :thumbsup:

Peace

Buddy :rasta:

I have a lock on my door so my mom can never come in, but one day i decided to change the bong water in my bong and my bathroom is right across the hallway from my room (my room and bathroom in upstairs and my moms room is down stairs and she hardly ever comes up), so i grab my bong slide across the floor of my bedroom on my chair open the door and there my mom cleaning the bathroom looking straight at me with a penguine bong in my hand... not to menturne i was stoned at the time.... i couldnt stop giggleing while she as yelling at me, i think in the end i told her it was a mates bong and he'd left it here and that i thought i should clean it for him before i give it back to him. hahaha.

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Originally Posted by MullManiac

I have a lock on my door so my mom can never come in, but one day i decided to change the bong water in my bong and my bathroom is right across the hallway from my room (my room and bathroom in upstairs and my moms room is down stairs and she hardly ever comes up), so i grab my bong slide across the floor of my bedroom on my chair open the door and there my mom cleaning the bathroom looking straight at me with a penguine bong in my hand... not to menturne i was stoned at the time.... i couldnt stop giggleing while she as yelling at me, i think in the end i told her it was a mates bong and he'd left it here and that i thought i should clean it for him before i give it back to him. hahaha.

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Damn, that's a nice bong.. and a good story :dance:

Lol thanks man :cool:

That bong is the shit.