What has no teeth, a long shaft, a plastic hat, and doesn't make a noise?
A witch...
Who can't talk...
Because she's giving fellatio to SATAN!!!!!!!!! \m/
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What has no teeth, a long shaft, a plastic hat, and doesn't make a noise?
A witch...
Who can't talk...
Because she's giving fellatio to SATAN!!!!!!!!! \m/
what goes in dry, comes out wet and can give 2 people satisfaction.
a teabag.
You do know what tea-baging is, right? :p
When a guy gets his nuts sucked by someonme? By your description, this could still work (one testicle per girl...or guy. Whatever floats your boat)
round here if someone passes out wit mouth open at a party they get a tea bag: u dip ur nuts in their mouth and take a picture. funny as hell the next day. i never don this personally cause lord knows tha last thing i need now is another felony, but my friends have.
i got more, a ball-cuzzi, same consept as a jacuzzi kinda, u fill a glass wit water and put a straw in it, dip ur nuts in an let ur girl blow bubbles.
a hoodini is when ur taxin a girl from behind and when its almost time, you pull out n spit on here back, she turns aroud to ask if u came and u give her a fat load in the eye.
i know i kinda ran on the t-bag subject but i couldnt help myself. maby ill put tha rest in the sexuality forum