Good burnout experiences that make your sides split...Have any??

I forgot how to pronouce table leg the other night, my friend had to pitch in to help me out...it kinda went like this
Me: I almost decapitated Tiff's cat cuz she had the cat tied to the lable teg...wait that doesnt sound right...lable leg...no...wtf?
Kris:...table leg??
Me: Yea thats it!!! ohh damn how sad.
(uncontrollable laughter)
Me: damn, I gotta post that shit...
Kris: wha?

Today my bf and smoked out of the Volcano Vaporizer (u get really high off a few hits)...and some of our conversation went like this:
he was eating crackers:
me:"You crumbed yourself."
R: " You're a crumb!"
me: "Well you're a speckle!"
"I just didn't want to say sparkle cuz sparkle would be faggish." geez
...were some of those words really words? lol
"Being cold makes you feel tingly, you ever notice that?"

and i luv that my non-stoner friend called me and wanted to make plans so was trying to ask what I was doing and kept asking me ," Ok what do you want to do, Saturday or Sunday is it>?" ANd I'm just like "Yeah!"
Man I know there are funnier things (even when sober) i just cant think of them now.:-/

Okay, imagine the layout. Me sitting on my back lawn under some overhanging evergreen branches, bubbler in hand with a newly packed bowl of KB, already 2 bowls into this private session of mine. Water bottle on the left, lighter on the right. I've gone through the steps in my head a couple times now, just to make sure I've got it right: Light, suck, release the carb, hold, exhale... or is it suck then light? Wait-- okay. I ready myself for the experience, get in the right head zone, and then I take the plunge. Just like I had practiced in my head, and with the radiant confidence of a battlefield commander in his element, I grab the water bottle, douse the bowl, and suck for all I'm worth-- aww, shit!

One time my friends and I smoked two bowls out of a bong, and soon after realized that there had never been any water in it. Not one of the five of us noticed while we were smoking.

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Originally Posted by Goodman3eb

I grab the water bottle, douse the bowl, and suck for all I'm worth-- aww, shit!

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AHAHAHAH I've had something like that happen I packed a bowl waited 10 sec unpacked it repacked it again that blew instead of sucked.

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Originally Posted by Goodman3eb

Okay, imagine the layout. Me sitting on my back lawn under some overhanging evergreen branches, bubbler in hand with a newly packed bowl of KB, already 2 bowls into this private session of mine. Water bottle on the left, lighter on the right. I've gone through the steps in my head a couple times now, just to make sure I've got it right: Light, suck, release the carb, hold, exhale... or is it suck then light? Wait-- okay. I ready myself for the experience, get in the right head zone, and then I take the plunge. Just like I had practiced in my head, and with the radiant confidence of a battlefield commander in his element, I grab the water bottle, douse the bowl, and suck for all I'm worth-- aww, shit!

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That is the funnyest thing i've seen in a long time :rasta:

Tonight I was on my way home from a friends place and needless to say...Im baked. :thumbs up: Well at one point I turned onto a back road and since the road is real curvy the street has a sign to warn you a stop sign is coming up, but me being burnt I just seen the little stop sign on the warning sign and slam on the brakes and back up, just thinking to myself I missed the stop sign...I kinda chuckled to myself once I realized it was just tha warning sign.

Also when I was driving down this backroad I felt like I was in the frogger video game cuz there was a hell of a lot of frogs crossing the road, makin a mad dash you could say for the other side of the road...*evil grin*

Once at my friend's old apartment me and my friend Lou smoked a couple blunts and I went into our friend's room and because everyone was being evicted she had the tv pulled from the entertainment center and it was on the floor and I looked in the room and looked at the entertainment center and said where is the tv?!? my friend standing in the room pointed at the tv on the grounded and laughed like a motherfucker at me it was funny... and another time I was hitting a roach in her room and I accidentaly swallowed it and spit on her carpet right in front of her and turned around to spit out of the window and smoked my head on the window, that sucked I was obliterated pineapple kush nice...