punch him in the eye and take your pizza. then tell him "here's a tip... get the fuck outta here before i smash your face in"
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punch him in the eye and take your pizza. then tell him "here's a tip... get the fuck outta here before i smash your face in"
Give the guy/girl $3.
Having been a pizza guy for a while, on a $20 order a $3-5 tip is "good" with 5 being very good. But as long as its more than a buck (and defiantely not just a few pennies) its all good.
give him 5cents and say there, threat ya
lol
2 to 3 bucks
yes
5$ would be nice.
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Originally Posted by J4ay20
Fuck you dude. Being a pizza delivery person... that comment is insulting. Considering the fact that we are on a TIP based pay, getting stiffed is one thing that really fucking angers me. If You said that to any pizza guy to his face I bet you he'd fucking spit in that shit or drop it on the ground. Tips are how we make most of our money, end of story.Quote:
Originally Posted by J4ay20
Tipping wise, I would say the average tip would be $3.50-$4.00. I am in a pretty good area for tips though... as just last friday i had 2 tips of 10 dollars or more each... which isn't to uncommon to have every now and then. Biggest tip still holds at $36.00 for me, followed by a $26 tip on a $24 dollar order (that guy was rich... and lucky for me very generous), and I've had to of had at least 20 other deliveries with $10 or more tips (I've only been delivering pizzas for 4 months).... though my most memorable tips have been the 4 times I've been invited in to smoke weed with various different customers....
Seriously though... Please tip your pizzaman (and fairly well), as chances are your pizzaman is a stoner... and you shouldn't be screwing a fellow stoners pay because you're to cheap to give him a few bucks... Stiffing is simply rude.
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