I turned 18 today at 11:01 a.m.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

Dude...will you buy me cigarettes?

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no, but i'm smokin a marlboro rite now, boo yaa! mmmmmmm

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

Yeah, congratulations on not dying as the earth made a complete loop around the sun eighteen times since you first came out of your mother's vagina.

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Since he first came out of his mom's vagina? Like there was a second time?

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Originally Posted by BUZz UK

no, but i'm smokin a marlboro rite now, boo yaa! mmmmmmm

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Yeah, I had to run to the store and get buy 2 get 1 free of Marlboro Mediums, I ran out of Kamel Red's.

H A P P Y B I R T H JAY. I AM SMOKING IN YOUR HONOR.

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

Since he first came out of his mom's vagina? Like there was a second time?

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:eek: :eek: :eek: What if you had to be born again at oh say 50. ewwwwweeeeee :eek: :eek: