id be like "i dont want to be on probation anymore" better yet id tell him to change our retarded ass government....wait even better id have him kill george bush
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id be like "i dont want to be on probation anymore" better yet id tell him to change our retarded ass government....wait even better id have him kill george bush
Please God, turn me into the top billing male Porn Star!! :D
id ask him to smoke a fatty
id ask him whats the meaning of life why am i here what is my purpose
yea, that too but after the J
lol
well duh
me and god would have a nice session like in how high where they have to use lighters to see its so smokey
Geez, I'd have to ask him to change a lot of things. He's fucked up a lot of stuff on this planet, if he exists. If I had to ask for one thing, I'd ask to switch places with him so I could change it all myself.
that's exactly what i thought when i read the first post. righteous!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganja Cat
i'm with ganja cat.
zarathustra has a good answer, too. i'd probably go to heaven by mistake, *wakes up and sees god*
me: am i dead?
god: no. i have a question for you. if you could change anything in your life, what would it be.
me: this is some kind of test, uh? stop beating around the bush, let's go to heaven already!
i cant actually think of anything i would want to change...except for maybe my parents to be a bit more leniant with my habits....but i suppose that could be for the best......hmmmmm.....possibly to erase all debt in the world....or for money to have never become what it now is.