can anyone help with girl problems?

no no, take it from another who is also quite blazed, give her some high quality acid, then put her in a trance and tell shit about aliens and shit, then grab a bag of cheetos, a clam chowder recipe, two law-abiding mormon priests, and start a cafe in france, shell come around, maybe if you talk mexican?

fuck her, but dont get it serious, and if she fucks someone else, then brush it off and fuck her some more, seems like thats what she wants...

if shes a nice girl then fuck her one more time, good rich preppy girls are a nice lay

Don't be stupid.... :)