Originally Posted by Marc Benson
Stinky is defintiely a good name for him. And him he is. I threw a 4 foot fluorescent light on him and well let him live a little longer. He's filed an appeal suggesting that he might have a sex change so he will better fit into the general population, but I think it's too late. His is a heinous crime that can not be forgiven. His rations have been cut back and he's in solitary confinement. No visitors. He's requested a last meal of tap water with a pH of 47.2, a full box of pure Miracle Grow 15-30-15 crystals and incandescent lighting for his last days. His request is being reviewed by the Board.