Hermophodite

For the Record there are thousands of fully functional hermies out there (with both full grown functional genitalia, boobs and no boobs, manly on top or womnaly half and half etc etc etc).

If you really wanted to know its easy to find there is medical stats everywhere, and they're on talk shows all the freaking time. Goddamn you oprah! (back in the day before she was big ;) ).

It's also way more common than most think, That would be wonderful if you could literally (excuse my french) fuck yourself. I dont think any of us would ever leave home. Id personally live on welfare in a bachelor apt fucking myself 24/7 ;).

On a weird note I've always wondered if two hermies would "do" each other at the same time lol, or would they perhaps get tangled?