4.5 of Shrooms+1 Gram coke. 70$

You should have sodomized that fucker with a broom! I remember in high school i saw these stupid bitch girls sniffing this white shit in the halls they had big huge vials of it right before exams and now that i think of it. It was tylenol lmao, and they were just being gay and trying to get people to notice them. I didnt know what coke was back then except that it was white. But this was in like 8th grade lol. But now that i remember it was definitely tylenol, those girls were fucking stupid.

Anyway you should shove a broom up buddies ass and make him pay for being a dumbass. When you dry store bought shrooms they look and smell the same sometimes. I've seen people mix them in with ounces and sell it and no one was the wiser. Stupid fucking idiots.

I sold a guy crushed up tylenol one time, and he came back and bought more. He also left a quarter of good weed in my car because he didn't know what compressed pot looks like. I guess he expected loose leaves or something. But I also fucked his mom while his dad watched and jerked off. Probably one of these days he's gonna want to try to kick my ass.

^^ The part with the mom fucking thing gave away the fakeness. If its not fake, good job