hell if i had a cunt id wanna find out what its like to have a multiple orgasm and be able to have sex all day long without wearing out... maybe even invite another girl over for some fun >.>
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hell if i had a cunt id wanna find out what its like to have a multiple orgasm and be able to have sex all day long without wearing out... maybe even invite another girl over for some fun >.>
I would smoke with a bunch of people that irritate me a bit and get good and high and then bust out my vagina. That'll teach those motherfuckers to stay away from me.
id hit the nearest grocery store
buy all the biggest fruit and veges i can find (ex. cucumbers, carrots, and after gaining a bit of experience hit up the watermelon section)
then spend the day ramming shit in my cunt....and also do sum exploring because a vagina is like a pink cave that rains on the inside...it would be a great day
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you know i've thought about this often? i think i would probably first go out and fuck everyone i could....then i'd act like a total bitch and blame it on pms then i'd make some guy eat me out cuz i'm so damn sexy then i'd take an apartment just the other side of the canada border and smuggle weed in wtih my pussy.....and i'd go speeding and just shove my tits in the face of any cop that decided to stop me
I'd hit the restaurant/bar where the young lesbians hang out ;)
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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Noone said you get tits, you just get a vagina. Sorry to burst your bubble.
haha.. dude i would do everything on that list except for Shoot self in head. Do nothing, just continue on with your routine. Sit whimpering in corner all day.... but i picked the masturbation... becuz i would go find the hugest fruits and veitabels and dildos and shit... then i would go sell my self... then i would have some guy fuck my brains out of my head
Funny for putting restrictions on the body parts, Hydrizzle. I've been thinking all along that I'd have the same brain and still want girls (over guys), therefore, I would NOT go out and fuck everyone I see, but I would invite everyone over for an orgy and steal everyone's woman with my new arsenal.
This is so funny....
Fruits and vegetables? Is that what you think we do with our vaginas???? Shove mangoes and shit in there???
If it were me, I'd be finding one of you guys with the ole' reverse genitalia, and give you a pole beating. LOL Walk around, poking you all with it....whipping it out and saying "you know you want some of this...." Well, at least that's how it is in my house--minus the pole beatings...those stopped years ago!
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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
can i use the same answer? that's what i'd do also.