Favourite/Memorable Movie Quotes?!!

Reservoir Dogs

Mr. White: "When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."

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Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.

''can i wash my winkly in your kitchen-sinky?''

Snatch is shit hot - Errol: Fuckface, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he? Turkish: Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm crawling off yer mum.

Scum is the Daddy!! - Carlin: Right Banks, you bastard! I'm the daddy now, next time, I'll fucking kill ya!

Trainspotting is a cool film - Begbie: Picture the scene: The other fuckin' week there, doin' the fuckin' Volley with Tommy, playing pool. I'm playing like Paul-Fuckin'-Newman by the way. Givin' the boy here the tannin' of a lifetime. So it comes to there, during the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. I'm on the black and he's sittin' in the corner looking all fuckin' biscuit-arsed. When this hard cunt comes in. Obviously fuckin' fancied himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right fuckin' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go." You ken me, I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine.

Human Traffic is a top film - Jip:(Off his nut) We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah^Ã?hang on, what the fuck was I just talking about?

Italian Job is a classic (The remake is shit!!!) - Charlie Croker: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

As you can probably tell i love my movies!!

"TAKE me Garth!!"

"where?...im low on gas and you need a jacket."

"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?"

"Lawrence, when you come in, in the morning, does anyone ever say to you, 'looks like a case of the mondays?""



"No....no...no man...i believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin somein' like gat'"

"and a voice was screaming HOLY JESUS WHAT ARE YOU GODDAMN ANIMALS?!"

Squeak Scolari: "Dude, that is so fucking weak. How am I supposed to get a chick in that?"
Coop: "Ah, don't worry dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper."
Squeak: "Yes I could."
Remer: "No - dude, you're a little bitch."
Squeak: "No I'm not."

Coop: "You know something Pigfucker, can I call you Pigfucker?"
Remer: "No, only my friends can call me Pigfucker."

Yeah, pretty much every line of BASEketball will crack me up.


May add more quotes later as I think of them, I dont feel like thinking of more favorites right now. :o

Here's the funniest one I can think of at the moment, cracks me up EVERYTIME


"Have you seen an asian guy around here?

"Yeah, only when I open my eyes....tard"

i cant think of any direct quotes now but really any thing from full metal jacket