I need help

once my bos saw me buying on my break i shared a joint with the dealer and she was like "what the fuck i have to close with you... ARRRGHH!!!! why didnt you give me any??!!!" i shared the joint with her and it was cool... but that was pritty bad, or then there was the time i went out for a bit came back in and my mom was like "the fuck that was a short walk... dont keep weed in our house!"

then there was that time stedrics mom was like "hey dont smoke hash in your room... do it on the porch" shes smart too she knows its only a problem if you make weed a big deal in your life... wish my parents where like that, my step dad always thought i was on acid when i got high. fucking moron too he flew drug recon for 6 years, and i smoked in the house.

the first time my dad found my stash he told me i shouldn't be smokeing at the time,so i quit,then about a year later started again,the second time he caught me he just said don't do it in the house(i know he saw the pipe sitting on the desk because he looked right at it) and walked out,only to call my brother afterwards(while he's getting high[my dad smokes btw])and bitches.but now he doesn't care,he told me the other day he smells it all the time and doesn't care as long as i'm not smokeing it all the time during the school year(wich i won't be because if i smoke everyday i become a certified retard)and he's seen me smokeing a joint outside and i didn't really make much effort to hide it(just put it at my side and took hits while he was in the shed :) )
so maybe your dad won't care as long as your a smart responsible person,but if you do anything stupid or are just plain stupid(not saying you are at all but some people just are blatenly dumb) don't expect him to let you smoke till you smow your responsible(i had to,i used to be an idiot and only smoked weed because it was cutesy,but now i've grown up so my dad treats me acordingly) good luck either way though,i hope your dad doesn't care,it certainly makes things easyer if you have parents that are ok with it

same has happened to me after getting stoned i have forgotten to hide the pipe and stash so i just leave it there out in the open while i go munch out .. somehow nobody has seen it lying there to my knowing . this has happened a couple times already and when i come back into my room and see the pipe standing there i analyze the situation wondering how the hell did i leave the pipe there being certain that i hid it away, winding up to the conclusion that i am stoned and the fridge possessed my body for a moment there, leaving just one goal in mind..FOOD!!!

haha, idk wat it is with me, but i have a sense or something when im high. as soon as i finish smoking in my hosue, i always ahve jsut enough sense to go and get lysol or whatever and spray the shit out of the hosue and open the windows, then clean all my shit up. One time me and my friends were doing it in my house, and something jsut told me that we should go to the fuckin woods to finish it so we cleaned up and were about to go out the garage and my dad was there, so we went out the front door and i dont think he even knew we were home. that was the clossest shit ever. i remember the first time i smoked i was so paranoid i cleaned the whole house with the vacuum but we only smoked in my kitchen. haha, that was funny shit.