Smoking with Jewish ppl

... I found a market... I'm gonna start selling kosher weed. I'll get a rabbi to bless the weed unknowingly :D.

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Originally Posted by mono repin

... I found a market... I'm gonna start selling kosher weed. I'll get a rabbi to bless the weed unknowingly :D.

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LOL, that'd be good business. Go to 'Dam & open up a kosher weed coffee shop :D

I'm glad I am buddhist.

ive smoked with a jewish kid once an he didnt have ne problems that is weird tho kosher weed haha

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Originally Posted by kimchibanana

ok so i was smoking with this jewish guy from school and i pulled out my weed and he asked me if it was kosher or me and my friends do what is right and start bust out laughing. Then he gets serious and asks again and i how the fuck am i suposed to know. So he gets mad and just sits there the whole time because our weed isnt kosher. HAHA

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You should of said yes ofcourse it is, silly. :D

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

Well I bet most rabbis disapprove of weed anyhow. But hey, if you want to blindly follow your religious leaders who tell you not to smoke weed, that's just more for the rest of us!

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i knew a rabbi that smoked... he was cool as hell too :D

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Originally Posted by Torog

Howdy kim,

The only way I could think of the weed as not being kosher,is if it's been fertilized with any ferts made or derived from non-kosher substances,like shell-fish or crustaceans. My girlfriend's Jewish,but she doesn't worry about being kosher..I'll ask her more about this today,as you've sparked my curiousity..lol.

Have a good one !

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hey torog whats up dude i wonder if the weed has to be kosher so it wont lead to eating pork chops or ribs or pork rinds

I suppose to be kosher the plant would have had to have been killed in a humane and painless manner. Since we know so little about what weed feels, that's kind of hard to guarantee.

I'd tell him it was bar-mitzvahberry haze and was killed swiftly and without pain, and has been made clean by the various rastafari that have prayed over it. Unfortunately, your religion forbids you from smoking on (whatever day it is) and sorry you can't smnoke him out.

Kosher is hebrew for cool ... as in "Everything is kosher -- hand me the drugs"

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Originally Posted by ezjim

hey torog whats up dude i wonder if the weed has to be kosher so it wont lead to eating pork chops or ribs or pork rinds

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hahaha nvm thought of it like that funny as hell

ummmm..

glad to know i am weird lily...

interesting thread..

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