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LOL ^^^ That has to be one of the funniest storys ever!

you can piss when you have a hard on...it blocks off the pee so the semen and sperm can come through

put if the experience is just sucking it goes to that half limp leave me alone stage when you can piss.....all i know is the story my wife told is completely true, the dude used to be my best friend, kinda funny tho....he pissed in this town's most notrious judge for handing down harsh punishments to youths' daughter.

or what if a chick pissed when you were inside her?

youd b into that kinda shit sentinel,u could feed her some of ur soggy bread with the lovejuice all over it

I would never do that, but im sure if a girl felt it they would like it. Alot of girls use the water faucet to masturbate, you would just have to have alot of piss. :)

You know that sensitive area between your nuts and your asshole? We call that a gooch around here. Anyway, what a gooch does is seals off the vein you use to piss with when your dick is hard. So that when you reach orgasm, you cum instead of pissing.

So, if you're able to piss when you're dick is fully hard, I'd uhhh...personally...I'd get that checked out. Because, you're not SUPPOSED to be able to piss.

I can when I wake up in the morning with a hard on thats like the first thing i do.

Hey doctor evil, fuck off! your the one who does circle jerks you goof

don't you mean professer evil? :D