Smoking Weed and Jerking Off

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Originally Posted by NOTEHOOK

I seem to have trouble functioning (sexually) when I'm high as fuck. Sex just ain't that huge of a deal to me (I know, shocking).

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I agree, actually :D I'd rather just "be". When my husband and I were on vacation, he was trying to be Mr. Romantic (read "he was horny and wanted to get some"), but I couldn't stop laughing at him. Calling him "Rico Suave" and shit. I knew he was getting pissed, and I tried SO hard to be all serious, but kept saying all this stupid shit that made me laugh. If I know I am going to smoke, I'll only do 2-3 hits, and then give him the goods.

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Originally Posted by IrieAllie

I agree, actually :D I'd rather just "be". When my husband and I were on vacation, he was trying to be Mr. Romantic (read "he was horny and wanted to get some"), but I couldn't stop laughing at him. Calling him "Rico Suave" and shit. I knew he was getting pissed, and I tried SO hard to be all serious, but kept saying all this stupid shit that made me laugh. If I know I am going to smoke, I'll only do 2-3 hits, and then give him the goods.

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Well, I've seen ur booty on the other thread, and well...lets just say for a mother of 2, hes a damn lucky man for the offering thats on the table. :cool:

to the bloke who started this thread,when ur walkin around the crib in ur birthday suit whackin ur meat do you just cum wherever u are at the time,walkin around just cumin on the carpet and walls and then carryin on walkin as if nothin happened, you sound like a right dirtbird and i wouldnt go near ur crib,u need to go to a prostitute or rent boy or something

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Originally Posted by NOTEHOOK

I seem to have trouble functioning (sexually) when I'm high as fuck. Sex just ain't that huge of a deal to me (I know, shocking).

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I hear that... When I burn I slip away into my own little world. Guess thats why I'm taking a break again; time to find a broad ;)

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Originally Posted by IrieAllie

I agree, actually :D I'd rather just "be".

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Ooh, not me. Sex is too much work high, but oral is damn nice when you're stoned. Both hubby and I find orgasm a much more intense release when baked. :o

I love masturbating while high. I love to masturbate without getting high. I just can't stop touching myself...

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Originally Posted by Cheery Cherry

I love masturbating while high. I love to masturbate without getting high. I just can't stop touching myself...

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Cherry...you should be reading my post in the Cafe. LOL ;)

YOU SICK LITTLE FUCK

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Originally Posted by Cheery Cherry

I love masturbating while high. I love to masturbate without getting high. I just can't stop touching myself...

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Damn.....Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

I personally hate waking the weiner while high its way to much damn work...now dont get me wrong ill think about it a hellofa lot but just wont ever get myself to do it..ill start nad be like this is bullshit to much damn work for me but on the other hand getting your cock rode by your girl while fucking ripped is AWESOME...and she doesnt even know im ripped haha even better