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this isnt a funny story but it was at the time because i was blazed. me and my friends was toking in a smoke house and the next thing me and my friend know is one of them started having sex with his nasty girl friend and i was cracking up, and when i was sober, i was very unconfortable that i saw that, i am now scard.
... it must have been during exams or something, but ... the vending machine in my dorm is in the study lounge. So blazed out of my mind I go to get some munchies, and the lounge is PACKED with people quietly studying. Nearly every seat is full (20+ people). So no big deal, they are used to seeing people come and go for food at the vending machine. Well I wanted something but being stoned I fucked up and pressed the wrong buttons. So, I'm standing for like 2 min waiting for the thing I wanted to drop. I finally realize my mistake, and the fact that I've just been standing there... I start to laugh at this but in a semi controlled fashion. Then I go to buy the thing I actually want and fuck up again. I couldn't control my self and just started cracking up. Like laughing so hard my ribs hurt, real loud too. Everyone just stared at me like wtf?!?!?! and that made me laugh even more. So after 5 min of this, I finally ordered the right thing and ran out of there. Everyone HAD to know I was stoned out of my gord. Luckily it's college and no one gives a shit... well I suppose they were pissed I disrupted their studying oh well :D
The first time we got our friend Melissa high was a trip. Mel's really kinda quiet and she'd only been hanging with us for a few weeks and we finally talked her into it. Well she's different when she's high, and she was hilarious. She was telling us jokes and shit and started goofing on these two guys in our class. My sides hurt so much they were stil sore the next morning. I didn't pass out though.
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Originally Posted by SENSESFAIL
lmfao that is hilarious and I'm really stoned
Ok checck it out me and two of my friends are sitting in his hot tub toking outa a bong. We had thought his parents went to bed but I guess not cause his mom starts walking up. So friend 1 takes the bong and fuckin glowing $15 lighter says "Well guess i wont be needing these" chucks it into the lake behind the hot tub. We all are just cracking up and his mom is ultra pissed. I was laughing so hard I almost drowned.
Nick Swardson on Comedy Central always makes me laugh until I hurt. Doesn't matter how many times I've seen it...but hearing him say "NICHOLAS!" in that grandma voice, dude it gets me every time. ;)
My friend laughed himself down a flight of stairs. It was pretty funny.
Dude, about, hmm, 3 weeks ago, me and two of my friends were just completely fuckin blitzed out of our skulls. So at first, I started laughing a lot because his head looked so small, then he starts to spit in the sink because he had cottonmouth and about 10 seconds later, after he stopped using the sink, i told him to shut the water off, my friends brought that up to me and i thought it was really funny so I started laughing my ass off. then i couldnt remember what i was laughing about so i was trrying to ask him as he was walking aimlessly around the house. He finally ends up sitting on my stepas and I'm yelling at him because he wont answer me which was pissing me off. So then all of a sudden, he just looks at me and says in this really high putched hyper voice that is so out of character for him "Dude, I don't know what the fuck you just said. I have no idea what you were doing. I can't remember shit. I (inaudible, blah blah, makes no sense). I can't take take this anymore! What's ahppening to me?" Well, me and him started cracking up THE HARDEST i have ever alughed in my entire llife to the point where I collapsed on the stairsa and couldnt breathe so now sound was coming out and my head and eyes hurt. Meanwhile, my other friend had no idea what we were laughing about because he was licking the wall the whole time for some reason. Some funny asss shit.
i choked on ice cream once while watching chappelle's show. and this one tiem i smoked a few j's of some haze ith my cousin and brother, and about an hour later i stopped breathing as a joke and made my cousin think i was dead. he was like shaking me going like "dude, DUDE!". finally i couldnt take it anymore and jsut strating laughing hysterically.
heres my stories man i had to stop smoking for like 2 weeks so i could get a job, right after the drug test me and some of my friends bought a lot of soome like glowing chronic we started smoking about half and hour one of my friends open his mouth and started talking jibberish we could understand a word he was sayin we kept laughing my side hurt so bad i had tears coming out i thought i was going to die from laughing. next day when we got together to smoke he said he thought he was telling us jokes.
another one is my friend just got done drying his white widow plant and we went to the movies to see spiderman2 it was pretty boring but like at the end when peter said
maryjane..i cant live without you we started laughing so loud and so hard everyone in the movie theater were telling us to shut up but it was so funny we git kicked out of the theater for laughing like that