i lost my virgity in......

I keep laughing out loud while reading this thread, my kid thinks I'm crazy! Oh and I'm a new virgin. ;)

:eek: I still have my virginity! :D

I lost mine inside a girls fanny , never to be found again. :mad:

19. Friend's girlfriend chatted me up. I said no. Friend and multiple friend's friends kicked f*ck out of me. Phoned friend's girlfriend. F*cked friend's girlfriend. F*cked off friend.

The End

peace :)

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Originally Posted by WeeeeeBong

I lost mine when i was 22.Yep thats right 22.I lost it again at 23 and then again at 24.In fact i've lost it many many times.People just like poppin cherries so its a good way to get laid.

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~lol~ I think that's just the funniest thing I ever heard :D Thanks for that :)

Well if ya ever want to try a virgin.... ;) heheh

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Originally Posted by HvyFuel

19. Friend's girlfriend chatted me up. I said no. Friend and multiple friend's friends kicked f*ck out of me. Phoned friend's girlfriend. F*cked friend's girlfriend. F*cked off friend.

The End

peace :)

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You sound to be a seriously hvy f*cker Hvy.

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

To my pot smoking, Dead head boyfriend, who is now a successful pot smoking investment broker (who knew?). It's 13 yrs. later and he was still calling, so my husband changed our phone number. Now, old boyfriend is building a home in the area and leaving Philly. Husband is FREAKING!

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Uh-Oh. Sounds right serious.

I don't know, actually, I'm not so sure I ever really was a virgin. Just ignorant as to the anatomical and mechanical processes involved in the fine art of making lust. Hugh Hefner and Larry Flint proved to be a very big help in those regards though, along with a few medical journals maybe.

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Originally Posted by Bloogleshleimens

Uh-Oh. Sounds right serious.

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Not really, I haven't heard from him since the number change. Anway, he used to leave his socks on during sex. :eek: White socks. Completely non-stimulating.