When you smoke 8 joints in a day, get 12 hours solid sleep and wake up still a little stoned. Then you sit typing a message on cannabis.com whilst starting to roll a joint...
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When you smoke 8 joints in a day, get 12 hours solid sleep and wake up still a little stoned. Then you sit typing a message on cannabis.com whilst starting to roll a joint...
when u wank and cum then wank again cos u forgot u just cummed lmao
Thats like on Cheech and Chong's Up in smoke where the cop is pulls cheech and chong over and when he is walking up to there van he inhales the smoke coming from the van and then when he gets up there he ask them what they want.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite
lol im always losing my pens and penciels but i find them in my hand or in my hair :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Lulu
Lulu-
This happens to me EVERY DAY. lol I thought I was the only one...
-Ol' Dirty Bastard
Man I dont even answer the phone...mabey my cell cause it has ID cause the covo would go like this:
ring ring
Me: hello
other: hey this ____
Me: hey___ whats up
other: Blah blah blah (like from the old chralie brown cartoons)
Me: what...oh ok...what
But the best and worst is TV, I can watch the same episode of somethin (ATHF or other cartoons) over and over and still laugh my ass of at the same shit.
Speaking of tv anybody else flip through cannels during a comerical and never end up making it back to what you were watching cause you cant rember what the hell you were watching in the first place...
A buddy of mine once put a pizza in the oven and then went out back to smoke a joint.
Needless to say, he started doing yardwork and forgot about the pizza in the oven. The next thing he knew, the Fire Department was knocking at his door.
I think you're a real pothead when you forget about FOOD that's cooking in the oven, because food is one of the main things you focus on after a smoke session.
Thats why the only food heating devices i use when im high is the toaster or the nuke.
How bout this one ya start eating count chocula out of the box and suddenly your at the bottom of the box and you look around like "who the hell ate my cerial"
Man I lose shit so much, .. especially the remote. When I was younger i used to get toasted and leave my pipe and stash jar laying on the counter which my parents found the next day
I lost mt bag once and I was convinced my hubby hid it from me so I wouldnt smoke while he was at work. I was cussing him all day long when he reminded me that I stuffed it in the cushion of the lazy boy.