Red Eye

try washing ur eyes wit cold water

uhm... eyedrops are pretty damn cheap. and pretty damn easy to steal if you really don't have any money.

If anyone asks you just go 'I have hayfever' thats the best way to deal with red eye

say you suffer from chronic eye problems

say its a side effect of glaucoma then u have an excuse for the weed too!! :D

eye drops are good. especially if you were contacts, cuz i dont know about you guys, but my eyes get all dry and my contacts get all gummed up and blurry....no good. get some visine.

Just take $5 to your local pharmacy and pick up some Visine. Even if the cashier suspects what you're buying them for, what are they going to do, refuse the sale? They want your money more than you want those eye drops.

Ask this guy, he'll know - he's a Red-Eye Master