Eye Doctor

LOL fuckin eye doctor! man this shit is funny....

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Originally Posted by Hydrizzle

But he might drop a scalpel right in there, or fling acid on them, or one of many things that could happen. Shit, a meteor might even kill you while your there.

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Hmmm.... I should wear some body armor then.

LOL if you smoke just before u go man you could be prescribed some real strong bifocal coke bottle things so be careful.I wouldnt smoke that day if i were you because they would be all bloodshot and that u might get caught.

Eye Doctor: "Hmmm let me see your eyes here... whats this? YOU SMOKE WEED!!!!!!!!!"

come on man get serious youre fine

that last post made me giggle

get so stoned your eyes are barely open and pitch red then go and say you need medicinal

say your pet badger just fucked your eyes while you were sleeping

Even if somehow your eye doctor DID find out, chances are he won't give a shit. I know of people who tell their doctors weed works better for them than painkillers, and they just agree.

my mom went to the eyedoctor and i tried to get her to fake glaucoma so i could steal her weed if the doctor recommended it. turns out you can't fake that sort of thing.

ya they blow air into your eye