lol ok i had to go find one >< lmfao http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW
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lol ok i had to go find one >< lmfao http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW
Blow up dolls? Are you serious? Are they really worth your money? I just can't imagine seeing a guy screwing a plastic doll.
seriously, thats crazy...does the plastic vagina really feel good?
we are finally seeing how television has ruined our youth....cant a kid just chill with a bottle of lotion for a few minutes without having to resort to a rubber chick? Use your imagination dammit!
lol muncheema! :D
I have a cheap and easy alternative to a blow-up doll, Art Attack style (If you're outside the UK you won't have seen Art Attack. Poor you. :))
First, go to Florida. Walk so as to save money. In fact, crawl on your hands and knees so you don't have to spend any money on new shoes every few hundred miles (perhaps tape a cat or small woodland creature to each knee to prevent cuts and bruises).
Once in Florida, smoke yourself retarded - that's the only way you're going to follow the rest of my instructions if you were stupid enough to follow the first one.
Go to a beach and find a hot lifeguard to have sex with - if you can do that i'll give you £20.
Find a squid that's washed up on the beach. If you can't find a squid, who cares. Then get one of those cardboard tubes you find inside rolls of toilet..... roll. Tape up one end and put the squid inside the cardboard tube. Insert penis.
:)
working in youth corrections I have seen many a fake love toy, affectionately reffered to as the fifi, simply made, you place a lotion filled rubber glove inside a rolled up towel and go to town...that will run you about 16 cents
But a squid inside a cardboard tube can be a friend as well as a lover.
Haha lmao GhOsToKeR we get art attack over here in Auss..
I even set up the swinging bucket colored sandy thing in my yard that was fun.:D
in jail they Make this thing called a fifi.
you get a washing up glove from the scullery(kithchen).load it up with Lard.
roll up a bath towel in a certain way with the rubber glove and pump away..:) ahh fifi.
Sounds fun, though making love to the seperated fatty tissue of a pig doesn't sound too appealing. Could you make it with a vegetable curry?
omfg >< i was in juvi and those damn basterds were always horny asses and using fifi's i busted out laughing for about 10 mins when i saw that you said fifi LMFAO. what do you do in corrections? case worker? medical personal? just curious. ROFLMFAOPIMP @ fifiQuote:
Originally Posted by muncheemama