Phone Sex

you may have just spawned a whole new type of sex toy...

phone / butt plug - talk to the colon - not the face

im a genious

i have to trademark that shit

ha, talk to the butt slut!
or literally, kiss my ass.

genuis......

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

:D :D :D :D

It's not for everybody, the imagination thing is definitely where it either works for you or doesn't. A. really cracked me up!!

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My imagination would be interrupted by a voice in my head that would explain that there was probably was some nasty unattractive woman on the other end of the line. Game over.

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Originally Posted by DonnieDarko

My imagination would be interrupted by a voice in my head that would explain that there was probably was some nasty unattractive woman on the other end of the line. Game over.

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LOL!! Damn straight, you don't know who you're talking to unless you've seen her pic. But, you can have phone sex with any girl, if you really wanted to. ;) Some ppl just aren't into it, that's cool, I hate video games, and some ppl love them. Then again, I get paid by the minute to talk dirty, so there's another reason I love it.

OMG!!! MJ PM me the details...my garsh...I could support you singlehandedly (cause the other hand would be doin my bidness :rolleyes: )

:cool: Well heres something I have never told anyone here....a few years ago I was a phone sex operator. Its was easy money, but so very hard not to laugh at the ppl phoning in. :p

Howcome when a women talks dirty to me it's $2.99 a minute but when i talk dirty to a women it's sexual harrassment :( :p

lol
I have done it before its alright a bit of fun.I had a guy i used to do it with a few years ago from Canada.Shit his phone bill must have been expensive but i didnt charge him myself i did it for free because it was fun and i liked hearing his sexy canadian voice lol and he said he loved mine we both knew what each other looked like it was all good.