how long do your pipes usually last?

Its funny that that I saw this today. Ive had my glass pipe since 2001 and last night I had a dream a guy I used to work with broke into my car and stole it :)

I just am holding them (glass) when high and drop it or slip. I toke in "circles" where everyone is in a circle toking there own shit! And yea, we get really stoned and go off to do it and I grab my pipe reel hard and grow, and Ill let go and it gets lost or broke eventually or squeeze reel hard, I have lost over 10 pipes this way, over 8 years.

The glass pipe i use now i;ve had the longest out of any. almost a year now. I've broke at least 20 glass pipes. Stupidly too, like someone at a party asks if anyone gots a pipe im at the other side of the room like yeah get it out and throw it all drunk, a horrible throw too. breaks. Wreslting friends all drunk, crashin on my skateboard, falling down drunk, come to think of it i think i have been drunk each time i've broke one cept for a few times.