"Warming up" without a condom

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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister

damnit im never going to live that down am i slipknot? well for your information in 3 months ive lost my virginity fingered a girl to multiple orgasms and last night i actually had an orgie with my g/f and her 2 best friends (and one of her best friends b/f's but i just ignored him) so yeah for a 17 year old i think im very well ahead of the game!

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lol dude i didn't even know who it was who said it anymore, i just thought it was one of the most funniest things i've seen on these boards yet....and i started of saying there ain't nothing better than it, and it popped in my head, hence the had to statement....sorry nothin personal lol

Yes, there is sperm in precum. Not many, but it only takes one... remember the film from health class, lol? Not to mention other risks (thinking of the STD muppets on Chappelle's Show).

Sure, doing the horizontal mambo sans-raincoat sure is fun! And so is picking out baby names, woohoo! Maybe try picking out names while you're 'warming up' uncovered... multitasking is an outright barrel of monkeys! :)

Can you say Fake, Fake, Fake? One of the first things mastered by the female sex is the big fake "O". Nothing against any of you--really.....there are just things to be done, shows to watch, and whatnot. So the fake O has come in handy, MANY a times. When you get the real O, you should quickly be able to spot the fake O. On the other hand, maybe not. Been married 9 years, and I can use this in times of need :) The real O from a few fingers....ah, my son, hardly. Compare to sticking a fork in your ass....there's a sensation, but it ain't it. Keep on keepin on...and if you are sure that the 3 finger shuffle is doing it's job, then more power to ya.

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Originally Posted by IrieAllie

Can you say Fake, Fake, Fake? One of the first things mastered by the female sex is the big fake "O". Nothing against any of you--really.....there are just things to be done, shows to watch, and whatnot. So the fake O has come in handy, MANY a times. When you get the real O, you should quickly be able to spot the fake O. On the other hand, maybe not. Been married 9 years, and I can use this in times of need :) The real O from a few fingers....ah, my son, hardly. Compare to sticking a fork in your ass....there's a sensation, but it ain't it. Keep on keepin on...and if you are sure that the 3 finger shuffle is doing it's job, then more power to ya.

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yes , you have to master faking before you can master getting! for sure. guys, dont fall for that garbage. multiple os.......only for the very skilled ;)

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Originally Posted by muncheemama

yes , you have to master faking before you can master getting! for sure. guys, dont fall for that garbage. multiple os.......only for the very skilled ;)

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I hear ya, Mama!!! The young ones are so easily thrown. Then again, so are the older ones! Just take a look at any of the Sex In the City episodes....he's going to town, you hear her screaming like a banshee....and what's this???? She's looking at her nails? Yep, it happens....alot. If you are one of those wonderful men who can make it happen......I bow down to you. But PLEASE don't think, because you hear "That was the best ever...." you have accomplished anything. Not being a bitch, I promise. Just looking to enlighten those who think Mr. 4 Pump Fred is getting the job DONE. :D

Using a condom is like eating steak w / a sock around your tongue