a story of mine...

"That joke was fucking stupid"


haha, i laughed out loud when i read that. Good stuff

i laughed out load too

that second story was fucking funny

ok, this happened when i was in college. a friend and me were on an hr break before our next class started so my friend just came back from the keys and brough some weed back. i know how much i can normally smoke w/ out getting to shit faced for school. haha, but did not know about the stuff she brought back. we went to class and out teacher was giving a lecture on the reproductive system, and usually in class if a teacher would say penis or vagina, u can keep your cool, but stoned as hell, everytime she said those 2 words i laughed soooo loud and i couldnt stop, and my friend was laughing too, u know when u are so high u just cannot stop laughing?? well, it was like that. the teacher asked if there was a problem, i didnt want her to think we were laughing about that so i said i am sooo sorry but my friend said something sooo funny, i calmed down, but as soon as that word came again, i bursted out laughing again, i had to walk out, about 30 sec later my friend comes out laughing too, i was sooo embaressed to go back to class the next day, but i did, haha. that was some good weed! have to plan a trip to the keys!

When I first went to college I was a psych major. Early in my second semester I had read something about state dependent learning. The theory is that if you learn something under while in a certain state of mind (stressed, relaxed, depressed, etc) you can better apply that knowledge while in that same state of mind. So, being the weed smoking, psych major that I was I decided to do an experiment. Every night before a big exam in my abnormal psych class I would get really high before studying. Then the next day, just before my exam, I would also get really high. I did this for every test or exam that semester. Unfortunately, I failed to have anything to judge my results against, such as high studying/ not high during exam, so I couldn't really prove if my experiment worked. I did get an A in the class though.

Fengzi i was staring at your avatar for hours..I:M SO HIGH!

Fuck, back in High School, I would smoke right before homeroom or class, right outside the school too. Going to class blazed made the day that much better and acceptable. I participated so much when I was roasted. Hard part was getting tired when the high wore off.

fengzi, your experiment worked out that blazing gives u good grades, u got an A!!!!!! roll it up, lol makes u smarter, u think more on it, haha

I went to my expulsion hearing blazed as a mother fucker.....haha that was prolly important. I also used to smoek before my track meets i nthe porto potty when I was takigna my before track meet shit...so I'd take a huge dump and smoke a J and then go run and jump over thigns it was sweet as hell..I made it to the regionals and the nfucked up o na hurdle and tore soem shit in my foot...Lol good times