I NEED HELP!!! FAST!!!!

heres what you do: Yes cutt up the bodie, make sure hes not recidnisable is he is found so mess up his face real bad, yes put him inside a garabage bag, dig a hole, and put him in. Get rid of your shotgun and all the blood. Have a nice day!!!

is this a joke cuz if it isnt ur fucked

eat him.

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Originally Posted by thewooman

asshole! and if you are telling the truth about murding somone by accident...

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:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by dictionary.com

joke: (jök)
n.

1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal.

1. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
2. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

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^^ LOL.

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Originally Posted by BUZz UK

no, skin him, pin it to the wall to dry, castrate him and pickle his penis, crucify the skinless body, in your back garden, then set it on fire, don the skin-cloak, eat the pickled cock, climb onto the burning crucifix, wearing the skin-cloak, hold on with one hand whilst waving like a cowboy hat with the other, and screaming and baying like a mating Stag!

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I envisioned every bit of it vividly, and I laughed my ass off. I suggest the rest of you do the same...

Call Winston "The Wolf" Wolfe from Pulp Fiction. He solves problems.

So not funny. And if it were true, I hope you get a nice boyfriend in prison so that his balls can slap against your ass cheeks when he bends you over to be his prison bitch.

Perhaps Ron should forward it to the Houston police dept. just to be on the safe side. :)

incase youve never read this guys posts before

hes not serious

Well, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!