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But the cop didnt arrest the guys,intead the cop.....

Shot himself in the head after radioing in more troops. Blood spattered and clang it's self to their clothes.

After lying, decomposing in the ditch, a lonely voodoo shaman came walking along... well, he thought to himslef "I could really use a zombie to help with chores".... so, he animated him and took him with him to his hut in the swamp....

The zombie tended chickens for the shaman while taking college classes online. With his brand new psychology degree the zombie starts his own marital counseling practice and his very first client is John and his cheating wife.

what john didn't realize was that his wife was sleeping with bob.

he drops bobs pants and sets fire his....

And set fire to his motorbike and makes bob watch with his pants down the whole time.

Then the Zombie Marrage counciler asked Bob how he felt about watching the Bike Burn with His Pants down and Bob replied..

Hey dude your wife a great.....

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