Comedy

I only heard Bill Hicks a couple weeks ago, he was truly a G! Funniest damn comedian i've ever heard. Definitely a modern day preacher, RIP!

Everytime someone says Seinfeld I just think of a slap bass solo.

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Originally Posted by robert42

^THATS THE NOISE ONE MAY HEAR WHILST WATCHIGN COMEDY

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I associate more with the following words

Green Giant

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Originally Posted by amberler

No shit.

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That's not true. I laughed so hard i shit my pants and then fell asleep. Then i woke up today and did it again for kicks. (not true) -End Transmission-

dave chapelle, reno collier, gabriel iglesias, louis ramey(definitly listen to his stand-up)

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

That's not true. I laughed so hard i shit my pants and then fell asleep. Then i woke up today and did it again for kicks. (not true) -End Transmission-

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I was once sat on my now ex-girlfriends lap broke wind and followed through on her. I wasnt wearing any underpants either

I thought i was the only one.

Dane Cook is my favorite comedian, he is great.

What you said about Bob Saget makes me curious, I would like to hear it, I laughed so hard when he asked "did you ever suck any dick for marijuana?"

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Originally Posted by Nick1990

the day mitch died i had beed randomly quoting him earlier and i was so pissed that noone even mentioned he died cause of fuckin terri shivo(sp?) and the pope, pope never helped me and terri was in a coma most of my life, but mitch made me laugh everytime i heard him. plus i hate the way he died... it was just heart failure from a condition he had and he was alone in his hotel room, i thought maybe i would have been drug related, then maybe he would have atleast been happy when he left.

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Yeah, really is a shame. I went out an bought his CD/DVD a week or so after he died, so I'll always have a little mitch with me. Some of my favorites were:

I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls, but pringles is a laid back company and when potatoes came instead of tennis balls, they said "fuck it, CUT'EM UP"

I was standing infront of a fire exit at a casino, and security came up to me and said, "Sir you're blocking the fire exit, you need to move", as if there was a fire, I wasn't going to run. If you're flammable and have legs you're never blocking a fire exit.