i rode a wheelchair off my roof/..i walked into the kitchen where my parents were standingf and put my bong in the fridge,, i was so stoned i didnt know what i was doing
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i rode a wheelchair off my roof/..i walked into the kitchen where my parents were standingf and put my bong in the fridge,, i was so stoned i didnt know what i was doing
LMFAOQuote:
Originally Posted by hipEstoner
I was so Smashed one Night.
I went to Bed and got up an hour Later to go to the toilet as I was Pee'ing The Light kept flashing on and Off and ON and Off..
I woke up in the morning and found I'd Pissed in the fridge..:(
I decided to show the cops my middle finger then do a burnout through the intersection while the light was red
Haha, that's pretty bad man.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoosaHeads
many, many things. i have fucking walked in a circle for thirty minutes looking for a lighter, when it was under the pizza box, and i kept telling myself it wasnt there. one time we pulled into a parking lot and off in the distance was a pile of leaves and it looked like the worlds biggest spider. so we were all scared and no one would go look at it. i asked what the hell we pulled in for anyways and someone told me to see that spider, when we didnt see the spider till we had already pulled in. most of them i cant remember, but like sometimes i will just fucking space out for like an hour.
LMAO i bet that pig didnt like that one bitQuote:
Originally Posted by turborunner03t
That is...kick ass. I'm guessing the cop was carless, or I would've read about you in the newspaper.Quote:
Originally Posted by turborunner03t
haha good to see so many potheads here hahaha u guys are so funny
put salt in the fridge and shit, wandered aimlessly around busy supermarkets in the middle of the day with sunglasses on, spacing out at green lights until the cars behind me go crazy, stuff like that