Day One.

Before 9/11 I figured it would be 20 years or so before it might happen, but now, with all our minds intentionally placed on the "terrorist threat," whatever the fuck that is, I think it will be 50, atleast, but if it got legalized in 20 that would be beautiful.

On the first day it is legalized I would buy a pound, bring it to a fine restaurant, pull out the brick, take off some and roll it up and smoke a fat joint in front of everyone, passing it around to all the rich people... that would be fucking great.