Sounds like you got shitfaced .... happens to everybody. At least you weren't knee deep in shit. That can be a tough shituation.
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Sounds like you got shitfaced .... happens to everybody. At least you weren't knee deep in shit. That can be a tough shituation.
lol <-- thats all i can think to say
Yea i know what's going on. You make up absolutely unbelieveable stories in hopes of getting attention. I pity you.
Commander .... How old are you ??? This is perfectly norml for a 6 month old. May be a case of arrested development ....
Wow! And I thought I needed therapy.
maybe he does,but the shit is hilariousQuote:
Originally Posted by GreenGaucho
Yeah you need to be 6 months old to enjoy re-runs of Cheers lolQuote:
Originally Posted by DonnieDarko
attention from people i dont even know over the internet is exactly what i need!!! but pity is something i absolutely do NOT need. to tell the truth, some of my stories are half truths and some of them are totally not true. (it should be obvious) but to get to the point, my stories are meant to entertain people, even if its a couple out of a thousand. enough of that, i gotta catch the "I Love Lucy" marathon on nick at nite!!!!! that is after i take a shit in my grandmother's bath tub ( my grandma is taking a bubble bath, as she usually does on weekend nights....or weeknights....nights of the weekend...sunday nights.... so while she leaves the bubble things in the bath to soak and create bubbles, im going to leave her a nice surprise! she'll freak out when she finds out! )Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenGaucho
jesus christ
This immature shit is some funny shit (this thread's shit count as of now is 14). :D