Drug Test in a week

Your not being rude at all and I respect your judgment here, so you'll have to respect mine. In order to correctly help people here I need all the information that I can get. Every situation we deal with has different circumstances and repercussions. If you cannot give me that information then I cannot properly and truthfully help you with your situation. If you choose to remain silent regarding your testing situation then I would suggest that you exercise the search button. You can find all the information you need under the usernames Fakeboobsrule, Burnt toast, and myself.

Fair enough. Well I'll say the test is probably the same as any other (Government grade I believe). Failing would certainly not be good but I also don't believe it to be life threatening. I may have a one time oops card and then it could get serious.

If it were life threatening to be honest I wouldn't burn.

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Originally Posted by Irollup

Fair enough. Well I'll say the test is probably the same as any other (Government grade I believe). Failing would certainly not be good but I also don't believe it to be life threatening. I may have a one time oops card and then it could get serious.

If it were life threatening to be honest I wouldn't burn.

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do you plan on resuming smoking once you get past the test?

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Originally Posted by Irollup

Fair enough. Well I'll say the test is probably the same as any other (Government grade I believe). Failing would certainly not be good but I also don't believe it to be life threatening. I may have a one time oops card and then it could get serious.

If it were life threatening to be honest I wouldn't burn.

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Reading your original post I see that your test will probably be next Thursday, giving just under a week. You could get by with exercising from now until Monday, then stop and go into hybernation mode. You'll want to eat fatty foods Tues,Wed,Thurs and be as lazy as possible. I would pick up some Metamucil, It will help you to excrete some THCA via your colon and is ok too take right up until test time. You will also want to start loading Creatine 2-3 days before the test, so that it can metabolize into Creatinine. You can accomplish this be using a Creatine supplement or eating red meat and fish for a couple days. If you have the time and coin, it would be wise to pick up a home test kit and run a mock dilution one the mornings before your test. It will give you an idea of where you stand as well as practice for the real thing.

Also, Gatorade should be substituted for water in the dilution thread to help with specific gravity(another validity check they will do).

So if there's 3-4 days left before the test the best bet is to be a lazy as possible? How about caffeine and Monster drinks? My metabolism is retarded fast I can gain 3-5 pounds and lose it when I wake up if that matters at all.

And how about protein shakes? "Work-out" shakes containing large amounts of protein and creatine would that be a good supplement? Either way I like fish and red meat so I could definitely pig out on those for a few days haha.

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Originally Posted by Irollup

So if there's 3-4 days left before the test the best bet is to be a lazy as possible?

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Yep. Particularly if youve been taking home THC tests and theyre coming up as 'positive' (with the first urination of the day).