ok ok ok i need MAJOR help

Here's my advice. Don't. Here's what your message basically said to me: "I am a younger teen and I would like to grow weed even though I have no supplies, I live with my parents, I have no money, and I can't get seeds." You have a 0.0001% chance of growing successfully. Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's true.

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Originally Posted by M1557

Fist off.

You smoke a gram in how many days (weeks?!!)
1 gram might last me an hour or 2?

Secondly from what iv read you are about 15 / 16 or something....

Im sure your parents would be absolutly swell with their son growing an illegal substance in THEIR house.

And thirdly... growing isnt something that happens over night...

You are going to be waiting at least 2 months to be able to smoke anything...
are you sure growing is your kind of thing? it requires alot of patience and money.

You also need to take things such as size into consideration.

If you are growing a plant, its not like something you can just throw under your bed and it will just do its own thing....

It needs constant attention and care.

Maybe u should stick to your weekly gram... :S

::M1557::

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1) yes i know it dos'nt happen over night, takes about 4 months outside 2) i would'nt realy be growing in my parents house 3) if its outside it dont need "love and attention" you need to let nature do its thing. and i do have the patients, it wont cost me any money so i can still buy weed until its fully grown. and by the end of it i could have 2-10 ounces.

It is possible to grow in the UK. I would though suggest getting good seeds so you don't get crap weed with crap yields, and also it could take to long and freeze. www.drchronic.com is one of the best seed dealers in the world. He has a large range of seeds including 19 dollar Nirvana seeds. Get a short strain so you don't get dissapointed with a 13 foot monster that got frozen to death or seen and smelled by everyone in a one mile radius. Cannabis can be HUGE. In right conditions it reaches 20+ feet, and in the UK could easily get over 15

fuck yeah, as soon as i get some seeds im gonna plant em all.... im going to be check up on the wether more recently just to make sure its not frosting over night or anything

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Originally Posted by GreenGaucho

Here's my advice. Don't. Here's what your message basically said to me: "I am a younger teen and I would like to grow weed even though I have no supplies, I live with my parents, I have no money, and I can't get seeds." You have a 0.0001% chance of growing successfully. Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's true.

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Agreed.

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You can grow outdoors in the UK but you must choose a strain which is resistant to mold, copes with colder weather, lower light levels and matures early-ish.

-Northern lights
-afgani
-Early strains - (early girl, pearl)
-oasis

stay away from sativa dominant strains, they take forever to finish and wouldn't stand a chance against the British autumn/winter.

what about summer time for the UK growers?

im getting the seeds from my dealer. i think he can get me some for free, and if he does get me seeds, and my weed is good stuff, then the seeds should grow good stuff, and also the seeds must be already grown in UK, so they should be able to cope with the wether. its a shame a cant use my dads greenhouse. that would be perfect for growing weed :(

Never assume, it makes an ass of you and me.

You could have the stickiest of the icky, the most skunky skunk weed you've ever had.. just because you have seeds from a good strain, doesn't mean the plant will grow well.

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Originally Posted by thewooman

ok, i want to grow, real bad, some problems tho, BIG problems, 1) i live with my parents 2) i ai'nt got the speicial lighting required 3) i hav'nt got any money, i only get enough to buy a gram every couple of weeks or so!!!! (and thats why i wanna grow) im sick of waiting weeks and weeks just for a little tiny thing to be gone in a couple of days. i wanna grow, i realy wanna grow, i would LOVE IT if you could all help me grow. those are tough problems, and it makes me growing IMPOSSBLE, but i realy want to, PLEASE can everyone help me on this. i will apriciate this for the rest of my stoner life if you will..... thanks for reading...

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Hello :) how are you?
I don't know if I can help but I can try. :D
Oh my! I really want to help you grow, suddenly it was like.... I felt the urge to help you :rolleyes: :p

listen, please, explain something, why do you say you only smoke a little tiny thing? do you let your plants grow till they are 'adult'? you know that a 'indoor natural growing' will take you months, or even the whole year :(
I don't know what to say, but I'm with you :)