Funniest stoner moment

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Originally Posted by firestartersydd

Ive never dropped a bag, but I dropped a loaded "bullet" pipe one day. I was hanging around with some guys from work and as I reached in my pocket for a cigarette, my pipe fell out. I almost had a freakin heart attack until one of the guys asked if I needed anything to fill the pipe with.....I ended up smokin with all of em!!!

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I enjoy stories with happy endings. :thumbsup:

my buddy and I had a really bright idea a long time ago....after he finished his business at the bank drive thru lane we circled back around through another lane, got the cannister you send stuff to them in, filled it with reefer smoke and sent it to them. Needless to say we didn't stick around to see their reaction.
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Originally Posted by LetsMedicate78

my buddy and I had a really bright idea a long time ago....after he finished his business at the bank drive thru lane we circled back around through another lane, got the cannister you send stuff to them in, filled it with reefer smoke and sent it to them. Needless to say we didn't stick around to see their reaction.
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Rofl.....thats awesome.

It was Friday and I just got paid so i bought an oz and brought it home.So I went to get ready to take off for a couple of days so I spilt the oz and gave my live in Manny half.I get a call from him on Saturday night and he used up his half and asked me where my stash was I told him in my closet and only to take a 1/4 so I'd have something.On Sunday I returned home and was beat from the drive so I told him to get the rest of my stash he told me it was gone I told him I was p!$$#d and he told me after he got my son to school he'd get 2 oz's.I walked in the kitchen opened up the freezer and got out this freezer wrapped item marked spinach and he said why are you cooking spinach? His eyes looked like they were going to pop out of his head.It was an oz and why did I have it wrapped like it was and in the freezer? My son and his Manny can't stand spinach.

Thats awsome i am so going to do that nobody in my family eats spinach so that is brilliant.

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Originally Posted by Washedout

It was Friday and I just got paid so i bought an oz and brought it home.So I went to get ready to take off for a couple of days so I spilt the oz and gave my live in Manny half.I get a call from him on Saturday night and he used up his half and asked me where my stash was I told him in my closet and only to take a 1/4 so I'd have something.On Sunday I returned home and was beat from the drive so I told him to get the rest of my stash he told me it was gone I told him I was p!$$#d and he told me after he got my son to school he'd get 2 oz's.I walked in the kitchen opened up the freezer and got out this freezer wrapped item marked spinach and he said why are you cooking spinach? His eyes looked like they were going to pop out of his head.It was an oz and why did I have it wrapped like it was and in the freezer? My son and his Manny can't stand spinach.

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I have never dropped a bag when i was paying but when i was working at a hobby store and this group of guy game in and was buying paints and wood...they were making a box (they were very excited about thats why i remeber what they were making). But one guy pulls out a had full of stuff out of his poket...his sack falls out...i laugh tell them i dont care, he hands me a 20 all folded up and i open it and there is a freshly rolled joint in it. I gave it back and they ended up giving it to me for being so cool about the whole thing. I so got stoned on my lunch break....best day of work in a long while.

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Originally Posted by coolslayer

I wonder if most people here have pulled a bag out of their pocket by mistake while paying for something at a convenience store........

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I didn't drop the bag in the convenience store,I just pulled it out in my hand while digging in my pocket for money.The clerk was looking right at me when I did it,and just shook his head.I paid and made a hasty exit......

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I would have done the same thing....:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by coolslayer

I didn't drop the bag in the convenience store,I just pulled it out in my hand while digging in my pocket for money.The clerk was looking right at me when I did it,and just shook his head.I paid and made a hasty exit......

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Wow I couldn't even carry a "bag" in my pocket. Smell it through the bag my pants,car,toolbox etc.

My funniest now would be blowing a lung load right in the face of a park ranger and not getting busted.He shouldn't have startled me like that!

That has hppened to me but normally it was my mom...i never understood how she walked so quietly(shes a big lady) and was able to get me everytime.

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My funniest now would be blowing a lung load right in the face of a park ranger and not getting busted.He shouldn't have startled me like that![/QUOTE]