lol, you have quite a twisted sense of humor!Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkneon420
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lol, you have quite a twisted sense of humor!Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkneon420
This must be all over by now, what happened?
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She pushed his shit in thats what happened
Women; you dress them up. take them out, and they push your shit in. You can hate it, or ignore it, but you can't love it.
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I am an undercover dildo detective and you are all under arrest!!!!!
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Originally Posted by GTC21
HEY DO THEY HAVE THAT IN OTHER SIZES AND COLORS??
Well, I just took her to the dance empty handed but no one else brought their dates anything either so I didn't feel THAT bad, anyways now I need a kick ass present for prom! SHIT, I was thinking maybe a badass torch lighter with a pot leaf on it.
Also heres a summary of the dance:
arrived 7:55 PM
got in 8:00
started dancing 8:10
shit head admin comes and tells us to stop dancing inappropriatly then proceeds to look directly at a group of student council members doing the exact same and even worse things than us but doesn't say shit to them. 8:13
Then I just sat down and held my G/f for the rest of the dance and we talked and stuff. I wish I wasn't such a chicken, cause I wanted to make out with her SOOOO bad but I just can't be spontaneous for some reason. Everyone else was making out and we were just sitting there. I hope she still likes me :( :( :(
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Originally Posted by Looker
Yeah, they have all sizes and colours, they do 'scented' ones too for added realism.
LOL! Look at the one that's attached to the dummy's chin, I laughed my ass off at that, look on the box too, it's called 'latex dong' hehehe!
I'm sure she still likes you bro, but you should have just went for it.
Just make sure that once you do make out with her you don't have a chin dildo on. That might get in the way.