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lol yea i mean the tank behind the toilet with the clean water, and no i dont leave the gatorade bottles in there, i take them out in the mornin and put the wrapper back on it. Put it in the trash and they will never know.
ok so it sounds like i shouldnt take a shower, and i should also use a homemade bong/pipe.
what would you guys recommend and how should i make it?
I used to have the same problem when I lived at my parents house. I would turn on the shower, smoke, then get in for a quick shower. As for something to smoke out of, learn how to roll cause papers are cheap and you can get them anywhere and they hide very easily. But since smell is a problem for you that is probobly not the best. Making a peice would be a better idea. You can do the apple pipe or a soda can pipe. The soda can is bad because of the aluminum metal. Here is a link to a site that will tell you how to do the apple pipe. I know there are a couple of ways to make that apple pipe, but this one is okey.
yea i used to use cans all the time but they dont really get me high anymore.
ive used apples before but hella ghetto just hole in top, and hole in side and u eventually get weed in ur mouth but it works. I am pretty good at rolling, probably the best of all of my friends. only thing im worried about is the smell but i think id be gone by the morning, imma try to get some papers soon.
Dude, get a vaporizer. It just heats the weed slowly and you can get high with no smoke. Make sure you get a high-quality one (expensive) or it won't work good and waste weed.
If you have a car, just cruise some neighborhoods slowly and toke with ur friends.
Stop the shower shit, you will get caught. My dad smelled it a day later and he saw some ashes in the corner or some bullshit.
It's a good idea to just walk out into some woods, or an empty house or something.
i dont have the money to spend on a vaporizer sadly
i have a car but i cant get it out after its already in. and if i smoke b4 i come home its VERY risky
i could walk outside and across the street is a forest type thing i could go there
but that would require sneaking out the window
Well, if u smoke before you come home, keep an extra shirt to abosrb the smell then switch it out before coming home. Use eyedrops for the redness, and make sure you dont give "stoner answeres" to ur parents. Me, i dont have to worry about it since i got my own apartment. They know i smoke and cant do shit about it, except for do things like get me a Doobie Bros. CD.
Also, if your going to keep on smokin in the shower or whatever, breathe the smoke out through a wet washcloth. It'll absorb alot of the smell.
When I smoke and my parents are home, i usually just do it in my room. Get a semi-wet towel, and wedge it into the crack of your door. Light some incense or a candle for a good 10 or 15 minutes before you start. Then, open a window, and if you're still worried, get a fan. Blow smoke out of the window. Get a real pipe. They're not that expensive. Make sure you take a shower before you do this, and if a parent tries to come in while the towel is still under the door, the towel also doubles as a method of slowing their entrance. Wedge it in there real tight, and you'll have to let them in, which gives you time to hide anything left out in the open.
I come home high all the time, it just takes practice. Never underestimate the power of denial, if it's on your side. Invest in some eye drops, and some strong gum. Dress in layers, and remove them as needed if you reek of the ganja. Never exhale into the wind.
As far as incense goes, I started burning it out of complete innocence when i was young. My parents have come to see incense as a normal occurence in the house. Now that I look back at it, it must have been my stoner instinct. But anyway, start burning incense in the bathroom as needed. After a few weeks of this, move it into your room and burn it when they're around and you're not doing anything. If you can make it into a routine, you'll always be able to claim innocence.
I think that's it... good luck.
ok thanks for all of your help guys
I just turned 16 a couple weeks ago, i have the same kinda troubles you do except ive been smoking since i was 9 and have learned tactics to work around my father and all that other shit. Theres nothing better than sittin on the shitter and smokin a bowl, turn that ceiling fan on and use a Spoofer (paper towel roll stuffed with drier sheets) I had 2 bongs 2 bowls and a chillum and blunts/papers up the wazoo, alls you have to do is find a decent place to hide them, i use a droor with a lock on it and when my dad tries to open it and asks whats in there, i just say that i locked it and lost the key, lol kinda sketchy but it works. how much u should smoke/buy depends on what ur getting, after smoking good shit for so long its damn near impossible to smoke shwag, brick. so save ur money, buy a 1/8 of dro, or the best u can get ur hands on, invite a friend over and just chill and watch half baked or harold and kumar go to white castle, but if its nice out, i walk to the driveins and sneak in with like 8 people, fun as hell. good luck to ur situation hope my advice.or story.. or what ever i just wrote helped