if he wants to walk away...let him.
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if he wants to walk away...let him.
Please consider this before forcing the issue...
Dear Lord,
Please watch over our humans, they are so weak.
They have no claws or teeth, they can't run fast or fly away, neither
can they burrow or build a nest in which to be safe.
They smell bad, do strange things that aren't
altogether intelligent, and have no real ability to communicate with us,
although we are able to figure out what they want.
Lord, grant US the ability to watch over our humans, care for them,
cheer them when they are down, make them laugh, smile, and shower them
with our love.
We pray that we can bring a little joy into their
otherwise mundane existence.
Lord...please let them know that when we insist on
getting attention, it is so we can check their emotional well being and
boost their morale.
When we pester them for different foods, toys, etc, its so they will
learn to see us in ways they hadn't considered, bringing them closer and
back into the fold...which they are part of but keep forgetting about.
They expect us to know what they want even though
sometimes they don't know what we want.
Some of them really try and we know they love us but some of them are so
dumb yet our love for them remains intensely unfaltering.
Lord, when we die, please make sure to send us ahead to wherever our
humans are going to be, so we can pave the way for them, vouch for them and
be there for them when they too die.....please allow us to continue
proving the humans are worth the effort.
You placed these humans in dominion over us, but you charged us with the
task of caring for them and SHOWING them your love every one of them.
God bless these mere mortal humans, they know not that we are their
guardian angels sent in love to task them so that they may grow to be
part of your plan.
You and Us God... we'll bring them back into the fold...you and us.
~Author Unknown~
LOL
^^ omgwtfbbq.
So did you get the dog high or what now?
Make sure you tell the dog to keep a good frame of mind :D
Put your mouth on the dogs ear and blow all that smoke right into his doggy-brain. How much could it hurt? Is he not gonna know how to lick his own balls anymore?
My brother got my dog high, and now she always turns her head away if he wants her to sniff a joint. She doesn't like it.
my friends dog always comes over so he can get a hit of weed when we are smoking lol
dogs are able to smell the toxin in marijuana smoke and can recognize that it will put them at a disadvantage as far as reflexes and instincts are concerned so, if the dog has god doggie instincts, it usually turns away. it just means your dog is in good health. more often then not, you'll have to hold the dogs mouth and blow the smoke in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stedric
Dogs and cats love weed just feed the hash cakes or or blow the smoke in their faces